Djurviskare
Förutom alla andra gåvor som Moder Jord valt att ge mig så är jag även djurviskare, dvs jag kan tala med och förstå djur. I förra veckan talade jag till exempel en lång stund med Mariam Danegårds katt, som berättade om hemska övergrepp i form av tepartyn och lustiga kostymer (antingen var det en clowndräkt eller en narrdräkt, Tussen sluddrade lite).
Vill du att jag ska kommunicera med ditt djur? Verkar din hund stressad? Verkar din häst sexuellt frustrerad? Jean-Claude Johanson kan hjälpa!
Humana priser!
Anders Johanson
Jag har jättemånga silverfiskar i köket, kan du säga till dem att dra åt helvete?
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